duct-tape-and-safety-pins-inside:

A girl I’m friends with on Facebook posted this status and I love it so much.

duct-tape-and-safety-pins-inside:

A girl I’m friends with on Facebook posted this status and I love it so much.

(Source: sammy-be-proud-of-me)

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omegaling:

I can vouch that all morticians have the same sense of humor.

omegaling:

I can vouch that all morticians have the same sense of humor.

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:3

My Mum finally came home from hospital today. I am so relieved. She has to have an operation, but at least she can have it locally and not in bloody Kent!

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thatnerdygamergirl:

skyrimconfessionss:

"It disgusts me that there are mods for female characters to have “large, bouncing breasts”."
skyrimconfessionss.tumblr.com
- Image credit: [x]

There are mods for them to have large, bouncing wangs too, if that makes you feel any better.

thatnerdygamergirl:

skyrimconfessionss:

"It disgusts me that there are mods for female characters to have “large, bouncing breasts”."

skyrimconfessionss.tumblr.com

- Image credit: [x]

There are mods for them to have large, bouncing wangs too, if that makes you feel any better.

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thatnerdygamergirl:

skyrimconfessionss:

"It disgusts me that there are mods for female characters to have “large, bouncing breasts”."
skyrimconfessionss.tumblr.com
- Image credit: [x]

There are mods for them to have large, bouncing wangs too, if that makes you feel any better.

thatnerdygamergirl:

skyrimconfessionss:

"It disgusts me that there are mods for female characters to have “large, bouncing breasts”."

skyrimconfessionss.tumblr.com

- Image credit: [x]

There are mods for them to have large, bouncing wangs too, if that makes you feel any better.

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geejayeff:

aaajmachine:

I know you don’t like to talk, but you gotta do it for her.

Yadriel & Maria appreciation post ✿◕‿◕✿

HE SAID MORE THAN HE DID ALL SEASON. I THOUGHT HE DIDN’T CARE. I THOUGHT HE WAS JUST BEING NICE AND LETTING HIS BABY MAMA SEE THE BABY THAT HE PROBABLY DIDN’T REALLY WANT AND BARELY LOOKED AFTER BUT I WAS FUCKING WRONG. I WAS WRONG ABOUT HIM. HE’S JUST QUIET. THE DUDE IS STOIC AS FUCK AND HE FUCKING LOVES MARIA AND HE LOVES THAT BABY AND IT’S FUCKING BEAUTIFUL THE WAY HE GUSHES AND TALKS TO HER LIKE MARIA ASKED HIM TO DO BECAUSE HE WANTS HER TO GROW UP SMART AND LOVED.

But also look at how cute the baby is dressed in each visit. Who did that? Daddy did. But that’s exactly the kind of visual cue that gets lost when he’s getting judged for his bald head, tattoos and stoic (thuggish?) demeanor.

(Source: jamescookjr)

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karengilian:

misscherrylikesitdirty:

I think I might have broken my finger reblogging this. 

EVERYONE TAKE A MINUTE TO JUST APPRECIATE THE FACT THAT DONALD GLOVER EXISTS AND KNOWS WHAT THE FUCK IS UP

(Source: the-average-gatsby)

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faircatch:

You all just need this.

faircatch:

You all just need this.

(Source: mercuryjones)

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